omg I want to use this as my FB profile pic. No wait! I want to make an account at a dating site and and use this guy as the user pic, complete with snail-themed dating profile. He could be listed under "hermaphordite seeking hermaphordite".
Of course it's anatomically possible, anthropomorphism in general is full of anatomical impossibilities. I mean look at all the crazy shit furries come up with. It seemed like you just wanted to say "Hey look how smart I am, I know how snails work!"